Friday, November 28, 2008
Thailand... Please end all riots by Dec!
As you guys know, I'll be going to BKK with my bunch of nonsense friends during Mar 09, but given the current situation over there now we're still thinking whether to go or not! =(If the riots still continue in Jan/Feb, I guess we'll have to cancel our trip! Best is with a refund. I don't wanna go there and not be able to come back!!
I have this sudden craving for a honeydew milk tea.
I'll be so disappointed if our Thailand trip is cancelled.. It's my first time going overseas with friends and it's been so long since I went to Thailand!!!!!
PEACE PLEASE!
Ah. One more thing I wanna rant about.. This loitering cat always comes up to my house!!! I am not afraid of cats and I don't hate them. I just don't like it to come up to my house by my window and mess up my things!
SCRATCHED MY PIANO
PLAYED WITH MY 2 LITTLE GOLDFISHES' AIR PUMP
KNOCKED DOWN MY BASKET AND ATE THE LEFTOVERS
LEFT ITS DIRTY PAWPRINTS ON MY KITCHEN TABLE
CLIMBED ON MY SISTER'S BED! HAHAHA.
The last thing I don't want it to do is to shit and urine in my house! I hope it doesn't.
When I came back yesterday afternoon it was lying so shiokly on my piano!! Then I ran out of the window the moment it saw me. Stupid cat.
Moral of the story: Not to stay on the 2nd floor especially with shelters just outseide your window!
Monday, November 24, 2008
Took my prac 1 today!!!!
OMG so fun driving la! But I hate it when I have to step on the clutch, esp releasing it. My next lesson is on Thurs. LOL cant wait!
Monday, November 17, 2008
AHHHHHHHH!!! I LOVE MY JOB.
ESPECIALLY WHEN MY CUSTOMERS ARE THE HIGH-END ONES. LOVE LOVE LOVE IT.
LIKE A SLEEPWEAR COSTS UP TO $1400?! WTF!
I AM GONNA MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE NEIGHBOURING SHOPS AND GET MANY MANY DISCOUNTS.... LIKE MY FAV GUCCI!!! BURBERRY MUST GET FOR MY DEAR COCO WTF. DAWN ASK ME TO GET MISS SELFRIGDE. MAKE USE OF ME!! =(
THE BEST THING IS....................... my good friend is my manager. woohoo!
lemme do a chop chop post. i tell u guys something. some people just cant say things to me directly.. they gotta goooooooooooooooooo one fucking big round to tell me one damn stupid thing.
NOW I AM TELLING YOU THAT I HATE U SO MUCH THAT I FEEL LIKE KILLING U AND DUMP U IN THE LION'S DEN. or should i just blindfold u and dump u there alive? argh fuck u la bitch cheebye.
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Friday, November 14, 2008
I'm a freebird!!!!
Derrick jio-ed Dawn and I for MJ + chilli crab @ Raymond's place tonite. Sounds nice... But I don't eat seafood. I'm not allergic but I just don't like..... Especially sotongs. And he asked me to eat mun tous can already. =/
Will be starting work on Mon at Paragon. Yay then I can go to work with Becky Doodles since she's working at Taka.
For almost 9 months I've not been working, I'm afraid I can't adapt to working life la!!! No more every week MJ. Sorry kakis!
Personal TVB introductions list:
1) The Gem of Life 珠光宝气
I'm still stuck at the 4th episode! And I still have 78 episodes more to go... I know I'm abit lag cannot izit.
2) Men Don't Cry 坚人奸
Kinda old show. I started on the 1st episode ytd. Super funny! CHRISTINE AKA AH MENG: THIS SHOW GOT THE XI LA LI!!!
3) The Drive of Life 岁月风云
OMG this show makes me really agitated... Just like HOG. The bad one in this HK-CN drama is Ma De Zhong! Can't believe it. But the starting of this show really sucked.
I missed out so many shows! Like The Four! Many people said nice but I havent got the time to prove them right.
Random.
10 facts you wanna know about me.
1) I anyhow throw my pisai at home.
2) I don't make my bed.
3) I shit immediately everyday when I wake up.
4) I have an irregular sleeping time.
5) I am determined to go on a serious diet (repeated many times).
6) If I don't like you, that's it. I don't care even if you're dead.
7) I think I'm hard-hearted.
8) I absorb alot of
9) Every-week-mahj0ng-person. Lucky my kakis will auto jio me.
10) I am going to Thailand! :D
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
EDITED!
You know.. so many ah siaos live around my place.1) STEVEN KOH
5 years ago when I was still in Sec 3, my bunch of friends and I used to hang out at NP Mac. This mad man in his 40s always asked around for ciggies and I dunno y we were so kind hearted to give him for free.... and for 2 years!!
The way he smokes is fucking funny. He has strong leg muscles lor. He told Fidi and Hanis his name Steven Koh and his religion is JESUS.
He sings the Shanghai Tan song to himself everytime.
He's part of my secondary-school-days-jokes with my girls.
He calls Hanis "woman".
He loves Poker.
He was beaten by Wei Cai for molesting his ex-gf.
Until now I still see him loitering at Mac, sometimes with a bible.
Harmful rate: 1/5
2) TUMOUR MAN
This guy..... 40+. Skinny skinny one, bites his t-shirt and carries a pouch appeared the start of this year I think.
Why Tumour Man? He has a growth at his neck! I know I'm very bad but its a fact.
Also loiters around Mac. Never ask for ciggies.
Harmful rate: 0/5
3) MALAY MAN
Another Mac-loiterer in his early 30s. Only appears after midnight. Looks smart but he is such a public nuisance!
Making a din when people don't give him ciggies or money. WTF!~ Really siao.
Harmful rate: 4/5
4) MOSQUE MAN
Last 2 weeks I was with Begok aka Becky Doodles at Mac.
Then this malay man in age late 20s - early 30s dragged a chair from another table and asked us if anyone was sitting there and we said no. People with common sense would think that he would sit at the other empty table but
HE SAT WITH US INSTEAD. Wtf~
His face damn distracting. Like down-syndrome lidat. Begok cannot tahan and so we left.
Becks then told me that this man used to live in a mosque. Everytime he would talk to himself like, "...kids these days dress so little.. wad will the world become...."
-___-" Ya know.... He lived in a mosque..
He looks really scary!!!
Harmful rate: 3/5
5) CROSS-DRESSING AH PEK
An 60+ year old ah pek who lives around my area...
Wears a velvet dress, white stockings, pearl necklace, MJ's shades, heels, a little handbag with moustach (is this the correct spelling?) and short hair.
Walao I'd rather he be a bapok.. Prettier and not so omg. He very muscular leh!
Harmful rate: 0/5
He never disturbs people. One thing that he is better than me - Confidence in his looks. Cool.
6) HOODIE GIRL (NEW!!)
Middle-aged skinny lady wearing a hoodie everyday. Loiters around my neighbourhood. SHE WEARS A SKIRT WITH A PATCH OF MENSES STAIN!
Screams to herself. Shouts at passerbys.
I don't blame her la, since she's siao.
She carries a Nokie 3310. Everytime talk to herself on the phone. She speaks very softly... Like some demure sluts like that.
People who meet her for the first time will not think that she's siao one, really.
Harmful rate: 1/5
7) CHINA MAN
Tiko-pek in late 20s who is mad enough to bang on tables and shout to himself. Cross the road and cross back again (repeat a few times). Gives cheeky smiles to girls who are alone.
Harmful rate: 3/5
I'm not trying to be a bitch here but imagine living in a neighbourhood with mad people...... They should go back to IMH la. FYI, I'm not living in the Hougang area but I think a place with 6 (or more) ah siaos is more than enough.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Sometimes...
Some people.....
CAN GET REALLY SO SHAMELESS.
I hate it when jealousy ruins friendship.
I hate it when money ruins friendship.
I hate it when my bf strike 4D. People make use of
Hello bitch, it's my bf's money. NOT MINE.
I hate it when all these happens among girls.
Now you know.. The answer to your questions these days.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
DAWN'S 21ST BIRTHDAY BASH!!!
SOOOOO MANY NOVEMBER BABIES LA. Tmr's my sister's 16th bday, 11th my cousin's, 23rd Fidi's, 28th Tze Long's.. I guess I left out a few..Hectic weekend!! Was at ECP's Island Resort for Dawn's 21st bday celebration.
Unit's kinda small.. but if you're looking for amenities its just a few steps away!!!
So much better than HomeTeam NS... And much more expensive.
So on Thu her colleagues came and celebrated for her. I'm the only extra one!! All the "P"s and me.. =( Her friends and relatives are to be here on Fri!
I have to check it for her what!! But ok la, her colleagues damn fun.
They catered food for $26 each (i never pay lol) cos they're throwing a farewell party for one of the high rank person. SEDAP!!! No pics of the food, I was too busy eating!!
Ang bao from the gang
Condom! And a budget hotel's name card... One more pack I dunno wad is it.
Very excited.
I've got a video of Dawn blowing the condom and its super funny. I'll put it up soon!
Both of us kena sabo-ed! Eh I'm not bday girl can. Why throw satay gravy, coke, and cake on me! =(
I think its just nature for guys to disturb girls.. Since Dawn and I are the only girls!
Felicia and Matt came and got her a mini cake! Finally I got friend. The pic's kinda blur can't see us.
After everyone left we decorated the place for Fri.
Super mini balloons. The max size they can be blown is smaller than the size of your palm!
So many pics! I'll just jump to Fri night.
She put the aeroplane herself. Ambition: PILOT. Got the fireworks sticks some more~!
I have to go now!! More pics will up tmr together with my sisters'!!!
Now Imma go play my NDS Lite. Hehehe... Mummy bought PSP slim for my sister too! My PSP got stolen =(
OMG so noob la when I just got it. I dunno how to use. =/ Lucky got Christine! LOL.
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Voguevella's not like those blogshops you see having sprees and all.
We sell our own still-in-excellent-condition-barangs you can't find in retail stores now.
We advertise free* for your barangs you need to clear.
Why wanna leave home when you can shop online?
Why pay more when you can get things at the same condition?
I'm so busy advertising for our enterpreneurship-to-be. LOL. Currently I'm wrecking my brain cells for more advertising ideas without having to fork out any moolahs. =/
Till then, netizens.
Saturday, November 01, 2008
THE PRETTIEST WOMEN.
1ST RUNNER UP...
AH BUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRESENTING THE WINNER.................
*drumroll*
OPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cannot see his features. =X
"YUM SENG" in an indian's house?
Notice Dawn's wig.
Watch this space.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Oops.. An ill pumpkin.
No dressing up, no parties, only mahjong + movie.
Supposed to mj at Dawn's last night, but she finished work at 2am!! Changed to Raymond's place instead.
The Coffin
...With the boyfriend.
Not nice! Don't waste money please.
I have a pumpkin joke to share!
How do you address a pumpkin with three heads?
Ans: Hello, hello, hello.
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EVERYONE'S PLAYING WITH PHOTOFUNIA!!
No fun!
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